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  • Khris in Canada

    "Worth it! Ph balancing, amazing fertilizer line up, easy to apply with great results. I recommend getting every type they have."

  • Buddy from Port moody B.C.

    "Easy to use and the roots growth oh boy!"

  • Andrew T.

    "Very positive results! This stuff never lets me down so I say it works wonders."

  • Grant in Canada

    "Ruelala! Makes me so happy to see such crazy big plants!"

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Ludicrous Growth

grow your best cannabis plants ever

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Bloom like a Boss

Bloom Fertilizer to help your cannabis plants increase blooming during the bloom phase (weeks 5-12).

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Rooting Powder x1000

You might want to toss your old stuff. Prepare to grow robust roots to grow your best marijuana plants ever.

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Bud Bloom Booster

Have you ever boosted your bloom bro? Why the F not?

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Rooting Powder

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Ludicrous Nutrients isn't here to play around.

We are a small focused team here to bring you the absolute best cannabis fertilizers in the world.

  • US and Canada

    We operate out of Kingston, Canada and Scottsdale, AZ.

  • 5 Part System

    We created a simple 5 part solution however only Growth & Bloom are required.

  • Grow Your Best

    Our fertilizers will make your plants go HOLY SHIT WTF.

  • Eco Friendly

    Our powder based approach has a smaller carbon footprint. Stop shipping water.